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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)

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[+] Banichan@dormi.zone -50 points 2 months ago (5 children)

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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've clearly not been following their Israel/Gaza headlines. They've absolutely been on fire.

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[+] Banichan@dormi.zone -20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah, they’re right you just suck

PIGPOOPBALLS

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[+] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

bugs-no

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[+] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The follow up tweet is quite good;

Joe Biden has stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president.

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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You would be too since reality is more satirical than anyone can imagine.

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[+] Banichan@dormi.zone -18 points 2 months ago

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you read the article?

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[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I was told there would be no fact checking

also fuck the mods

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[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

FFS, homie! You made me spit out some expensive booze! 😁

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Get a sense of humour you boring fuck lmao

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