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submitted 2 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago

My advice: be very discreet. She'll probably have a bunch of hour-long Ob/Gyn appointments, so those are a good opportunity.