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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as "DopeSalad"

Thats not even CLOSE!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.