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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon recommends a cast iron pan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ReCursing@lemmings.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing I would use cast iron for is to fight the ninjas hiding behind my fridge

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you have arms like tree trunks then this is a bad weapon choice. Ninjas are notoriously fast and cast iron is notoriously heavy.

[–] ReCursing@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

I assume they would be slowed down by having to clamber out from behind the fridge, I can get them while they're off balance