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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unfortunately he can't. the portal to the Shit Plane has closed. The odor was.. profound. so now, access is by way of hell, and unfortunately, hell won't grant him a visa.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 2 months ago

Wow, Illinois has really let itself go, but I can also see why they might not want him back.