My parents called me lazy and unmotivated when I didn't have an executive position at Google right out of highschool wile also saying I'm wasting my life on computers.

Got a "life sucks, then you die" any time I had any problems.

I just want a low effort life where I can be cozy. I'd probably taste test another gun if my job was stressful.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're tech inclined, look for tech positions at non-tech places. Sometimes they can be hell "we need you to be the entire technology division on the salary of a remote helpdesk worker", but there are rare places where you get to help and do cool tech stuff without the constant "climb the ladder or die" bullshit.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I got that one figured out. I get to hide alone in the server room and only actually do a few hours of work when things are actually broken.
8/10-The pay is a bit crap and I have to wear pants.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

I have one of those too. Pretty busy rn because of a big migration for a platform I admin, but once that settles down, it'll be back to five hours of actual work a week. Mine is a union job, so the pay is pretty good for my col area. 9/10 do reccomend.

[–] MonkeMischief 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I couldn't help but think of this. XD

(Sorry it's not exactly an evergreen link but woo that's a lot of images...)

Anon works in I T

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

Close but less incompetent, I hope...

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Same AF.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Another gun?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago

Too honest? I do sorta have my shit together currently, atleast.