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Bids opened Monday for a contract to supply the state Department of Education with 55,000 Bibles. According to the bid documents, vendors must meet certain specifications: Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.

A salesperson at Mardel Christian & Education searched, and though they carry 2,900 Bibles, none fit the parameters.

But one Bible fits perfectly: Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the U.S.A. Bible, endorsed by former President Donald Trump and commonly referred to as the Trump Bible. They cost $60 each online, with Trump receiving fees for his endorsement.

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[–] Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, because the sarcasm was so obvious that a doorstop would get it.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know people who would actually say this though.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Can't avoid all family functions and family friends without alienating non-shitty family.

[–] Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When at least 30% of people would post that without any sarcasm intended it is absolutely needed. Sorry bud, but that is the world we're living in now.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

/s is cowardice

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Some similarly stupid, yes. But different enough to detect they weren't being ironic.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

On the other hand, some of us couldn't give less of a shit if people don't realize we're being sarcastic.

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

ADHD and autism mean some of us don't see it all the time tho. That's why /s can be a big help.