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New Grounded Take on Batman to Feature Billionaire Bruce Wayne Not Helping Anyone (hard-drive.net)
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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I'm not sure how to interpret this.

Stop making Batman shit (products and media)?

or

Stop making Batman (into a shit-quality character)?

or

Stop making Batman (defecate)?

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

"I'm not wearing hockey pants"

shits into his big bat diaper™

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's the new DC event; Bowel Crisis.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone -3 points 2 months ago

Just anything Batman related