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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (www.theguardian.com)

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn't tell you?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's a matter of habit.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she makes an offhand comment about not being into guys

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she drives a Subaru onstage

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Her priest's frock was plaid flannel.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nude flannel

[–] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

live sex ig

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's just a phase