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Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing (theonion.com)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Same except the revolving door is in addition agonizingly slow.

You spend at least 15 seconds slowly waddling 1 meter.