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Christians flock to Washington to pray for America to turn to God — by electing Trump (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats gotta hurt pretty badly holy shit

[–] tal 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah...I don't know how long it takes for everyone, but another example:

Gilbert Bargayo – crucified for the 15th time in Carcar, Cebu, and for the 17th time in Barangay Duljo-Fatima, Cebu City in 2012. Six-inch nails pierced his palms and feet, and took 45 minutes to all be hammered in.[21]

I'm just kinda imagining someone taking 45 minutes to finish hammering nails through my appendages.