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The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.
Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough
Just get diabetes then.
need to put more sugar in then
3 spoonfuls is not enough
Poseidon's Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper
What about ballsweat?