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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 71 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear vegeta-stare

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

bong badong badong bobong!

(Me haphazardly attempting a ditsy ukulele commercial type beat)

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

whistle whistle

waay oh oh waayoh

stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog

life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.

klinky klink

waaay oh waayoh

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background. agony-turbo I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.

[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i think its a toy xylophone that you're thinking of. It all sounds the fucking same and it causes me physical pain.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glockenspiel, a serious name for a serious instrument.

[–] Sinister@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Bellsgame is a serious matter

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes thank you I think that is the name. I'm too busy training to beat that idiot kakarot to remember the names

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

stomp clap intensifies

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

bateman-ontological "Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we're doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We're not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!" flashbang

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what about a bank ad that has piano tunes in it

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nostalgic cover for old song to serenade another way of dehumanizing you and picking you apart for profitable data points commercial-district

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

"We here at ~~torture nexus~~ believe that you're the product.