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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The real question is do Elmo's kids even use Xitter, and if so, why?

I wouldn't if I were them. I'm not and I don't but if I were I still wouldn't.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Probably for the same reason Bill Gates’ kids were forbidden from owning iPods.