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Airport introduces time limit on hugs (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 1 month ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 119 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This airport tried to be cutesy and put up a sign limiting "hug time" instead of a more generic time limit. Have you ever heard of a "full English breakfast"? We'll tell you all about it. There's a café in Tokyo which discourages socializing. Find out why! People in China have pets. Isn't that cute! Here's a great tourist attraction in Turkey! Not into that? How about a video game museum in Kyoto instead? Or a theme park in Orlando? But why stop there? Here are some other links to random news tidbits.

It's like one of those daytime TV talk shows in text form.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This sounds like it was written by an AI chatbot.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

this is your brain on the web

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 month ago

People in China have pets.

So many strange cultural traditions over there!