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submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was about to say that this doesn't belong on not the onion because this is totally realistic. Then I realized this was the onion

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

At least you didn’t eat the onions at McDonalds

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

At least it wasn't just me.