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Pros And Cons Of Prosecuting School Shooters’ Parents (theonion.com)
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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

CON: Unlike buying a gun, a trial’s gonna be a whole thing

PRO: Could act as a deterrent for school shooters who have a great home life and really love their parents

CON: No idea what to get your 12-year-old for Christmas now

Good lord they ended the list on some devastating items. The Onion is incisive as ever.