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[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 152 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂

BuddyChrist

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

not...publicly pleased, at any rate...

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

hmmm?Oh that was intentional.

[–] necromancyr@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Kevin Smith posted on Facebook that this had to be the Catholic Church trolling him for getting back the rights to Dogma and its 29th Anniversary.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Better than Bloody Christ, for sure.

The Buddy and Bloody of Christ, though… Now, you’ve got a sacrament going.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago

buddy christ wasn't fucking adorable though? I didn't want to pre-order buddy christ???

[–] tover153@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago

First thing I thought of also, but I rewatch Dogma regularly.