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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 103 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The Catholic Church has a new mascot.

It's a small child.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 days ago

"How do we distract from all the child molestation?"

"Loli mascot?"

"Genius, go out and buy a 3d printer so I can get my hands on her ASAP!"

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[–] StrangeName@feddit.org 203 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 76 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh damn, in German, "Vati" is an affectionate form like "daddy", except it's the word stem of "father" ("Vater").

And wouldn't you know it, Christians also use "Vater" to refer to priests, the pope and their god.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. 😜

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 83 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.

Samsung Sam corporate comic

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[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 152 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂

BuddyChrist

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

not...publicly pleased, at any rate...

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (9 children)
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I can't be sure this was the primary use-case that the AI inventors envisioned, but it's hard to argue that it's not successful at this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Yes; "Luce" is Italian for "Light' and "Lucifer" is Latin for "light bearer". They are cognates.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Luz" is an incredibly common name in Spanish speaking countries. It means light. "Luce" means light in Italian, but seems to be less common as a name. Lucifer means "Light-bringer", and the myth of the light-bringer is much, much older than Christianity.

Old religions thought things in the sky were gods. Venus orbits closer to the sun than the Earth, which means light reflecting from it is extremely bright, but that light is only visible near sunrise and sunset. During the rest of the day the brightness of the sun overwhelms the reflected light from Venus, and during the rest of the night it's not visible because it's near the sun, so it's behind the earth. So, old religions talked about the brightest "god" in the sky, who disappeared when it got too bright or too dark. That led to the myth of the god who tried to be the brightest light and was cast down. That, of course, led to Satan, A.K.A. Lucifer.

I guess the Catholic church was giving its followers too much credit in their understanding of words.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 94 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because an official anime boy mascot would be too apropos?

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's more than the one who are (I assume*) boys, also I don't understand what you mean by 'would be too apropos', could you explain?

* I assume because I couldn't find much information about the side characters other than their names Fe, Xin, and Sky. All the references on the Wikipedia page just say their names and include the photo at most or don't even acknowledge them at the least.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 days ago

Young boys especially, but young girls too are probably a little touchy for them to use. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 45 points 5 days ago

Something something "the power of god and anime on my side"

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago
[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni

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[–] loopy@lemm.ee 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is the onion-ness we all deserve

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Looks kinda like that Chickpea comic.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (6 children)

it looks like if raincoats were hijabs...

Who are they trying to appeal to with this, are they launching a vatican sponsored cocomelon clone?

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

In the pocket of the green one - is that a pedobear?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The dog shit on their boots is a nice touch.

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They shouldve just asked permission to use Alexander Anderson. My favorite fictional Catholic.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All I hear is, the Vatican is after the young crowd. Imagine that....

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 25 points 5 days ago

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

yeah thats gonna clean up their image

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 5 days ago

Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

I love this sentence so much.

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (3 children)

So they choose Luce, so close to Lucifer, and they expect the Internet to NOT bring it up? There's Lucy, Daughter of the Devil on Cartoon Network for shit's sake.

Nevermind the connections to Death Note, a far more popular anime about Light Yagami, and the subtle connections between his name and Lucifer the Lightbringer.

This seems so much worse on it's face, even if you leave out the undertones of children's abuse by the church and Rule 34 that will come out (which are worse, but the church keeps trying to bury it)

[–] sudneo@lemm.ee 24 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I know nothing about anime, but I guess it is not that bad? Luce is straight up "light" in Italian, and Lucifer just means "the one who brings light" because it's the Angel's name, before the fall according to the fairytale. So from their POV it should all make sense.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

Finally the Catholics have discovered religion!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 6 days ago

How is this NOT the onion...

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Target demographic: lolicons

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

that's adorable. I like the frog looking one, as my name implies.

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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No way they're going to regret that decision....

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.

[–] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 45 points 6 days ago (5 children)

2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 21 points 6 days ago

Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus

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