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[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh that's why I fell over my kids' toys. I'm unimportant but it WAS Putin!

[–] CaptainFortissimo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dude, wtf? That literally happened to me today. I was bringing my kid a bowl of strawberries when I stepped right on top of a little toy house. Me on the floor. Strawberries all over the place. And all my kid could say was "wow, that was scary," and then went back to playing. Savage.

[–] UnlimitedRumination@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainFortissimo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

4 year olds, man. They're ruthless.

[–] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, so we already have two data points now!

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Insert "I like to extrapolate" meme here

[–] drekly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would that mean your child is a Russian spy?

[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Not spy necessarily, but ruthless tool of the Russian system.

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's cause your kids ain't putin their toys away

[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From time to time people like to try to bring levity and light to their lives by telling jokes. These jokes can make people smile or laugh and are generally considered as a good thing to make peoples lives better and more bearable.

I hope that helps.

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes, i know, i was doing that. i know how to spell "putting."

[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

omfglol, do I have egg on my face now

I thought you were autistic and my reply was indeed an attempt at spelling it out for a fellow autiste

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

fair enough lol no worries