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[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dammit, those laws allowing virgins to vote!

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

a wife could be a virgin, maybe not according to the GOP but there's no reason the wife needs to have sex with the husband