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I thought they'd be fapping to Dear Leader (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago (4 children)

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My "pistol" is out of ammo!

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'm shooting blanks!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

That's why you never had kids... you were firing blanks!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fapping to save lives

[–] sanae@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

ddfed seeded eucalyptus ee