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submitted 1 month ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'll just give their assets to Alex Jones after they force the sandy hook families to pay Jones back.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they do that? They don't give a fuck about Jones, he has already been replaced.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He's still doing shows and has millions of viewers and even Roger Stone regularly is a guest but yes get all ackshually about my half joke.