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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)
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[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago

Step 1: inherit $400m

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

☑ Got lemons
☑ Made lemonade

[–] Melt@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago

*as long as the Israel overlord allows it