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[–] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds kinda like "your body my choice" is you ask me, not letting other people reproduce.

Here's to hoping it's a typo of "don't have children with them", but that's a hell of a typo.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's pretty extreme. I'm picturing two 7 year olds being forced to listen to what they said.
If they even actually have any kids to begin with.

[–] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You're a lot closer than you'd think. In another comment, they say their oldest is not yet a teenager.

Gotta be a rough household to live in.