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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Honey, the preschool called... Dylan grabbed his first pussy! Anyway we have to find a new preschool. Fucking libs!

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's now in the Donald Trump school for gifted children

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Now he’s the one getting grabbed

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He's now in the Donald Trump school for ~~gifted~~ grifter children.

FTFY