this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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Anon seems not to have understood that a prostitute is not a vending machine
Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in vending machines? o.0
I'll risk Japan has a vending machine to cater to your specific liking.
It does!
Pictures or it does not exist. And a video of actual use would be welcome.
And another 40,000 that'll scald your dick with pipping hot ramen if you try something like that.
Make sure you know which kind you're about to use, as the odds are not in your favor.
Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in popping hot ramen? o.0
It looks like they are all out on banning fun