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submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

It's dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Make it UV reactive and you can kill the COVID while you’re at it