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[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 231 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m discovering levels of brown nosing I’d never have thought to exist.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~brown noser~ Attention whore.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Well he said he was “proudly” being arrested so his followers will jump right off that bridge after him. It’s a remarkable thing to watch.

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago

Their nose will be so brown they will start hating it for... reasons