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Asking the real questions (jlai.lu)

submitted 19 hours ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 46 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

If elected president my first order of business will be to make all birth certificates fully unicode compatible.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Howdy friend, I'm ▒⟪♶⳽Ⰶ⮫☲Ⰱ∓✑ⲍ␝ⅼⓑ⊯⛝≋ⱚⵯ⿳➡⸷⋘⎋⛏⍫⣺⨼⛜⧄ⅈ⎥⦶⋣⩥⮯⨏⼧⁹⟤.

[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 hours ago

(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻ Miller

[–] takeheart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Y̴̥͉͕͌̀ǫ̴̗̅̕u̵̱̾̋͐̚ ̷̡͕͈͛̇h̴̳̱̘̆ä̶̼́̕ṽ̷̬͕è̷͓̰̔̌ ̸̪͋m̷͍͎͙̂́̔ͅy̷̰̘̎́̉ͅ ̷̳͒v̷̭̕o̷̢͚̟͇͒̃͐̕t̴̪̙͗̐͆́ë̶̦͗ ̵̗͌̅p̶̰̫͛̑r̷̨͛̏̈́͝e̷͇͍̋̚͜s̸̳͙̒͘î̶̞̍̍̋͜ͅd̴̰̭͚̞͗ě̶̯̖n̶̩̿̕t̶͎͉̂ ̵̦͂̍̀Z̵̧̲̦̹̾͋a̴̒̑ͅl̷͇̘̝̬͒̊͝ǵ̴̹̣͖'̷͂͜o̴̢͔̱̔ò̷̧͛!̷̦̎͑͆͘ ̵̺̼̜̃̑

[–] agilob@programming.dev 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

How is your son X Æ A-12?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago

Screw everything about Elon musk

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

"It sounds like a password"

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I govenment site I visited recenly made a point of how it accepts emojis in passwords!