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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Nyanix@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoof, caught me eating the onion, I absolutely believed he'd say that

[โ€“] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Technically if you're in his base that wouldn't make a difference.

Check mate, the onion!