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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't even realise this was an onion article

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm really, really excited for the new InfoWars.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hopefully the onion had time to set up gotten microphones...or have suggested it to him in passing hahaha

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Same, I just sighed sadly and was about to move on to the next story.

I'm tired boss.