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Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (newsthump.com)
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[โ€“] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

At least the Ferengi won't consider nuking their own planet.

[โ€“] abfarid@startrek.website 17 points 22 hours ago

Not for at least 10,000 bars of gold-pressed latinum. 8000, final price.