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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon misses a hint (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 21 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

She needed help with her physics class assignments, Anon dodged a bullet.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 44 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The bullet weighs 10 grams and has a velocity of 330 m/s. It hits Anon in his 5 kg head and, because it's a rubber bullet, bounces off elastically. How fast is Anon's head moving after the collision?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

0.66 m/s ?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 29 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Not quite, remember it's an elastic collision.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

Ah, 1.317 m/s then.