Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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Mistakes (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I touched grass, give me my fucking dopamine. We had a deal!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 58 minutes ago

Mental health recovery journey in a nutshell: don’t do what you want, do what your brain needs. Some day you will actually want that thing AND it will still help your brain! What? Didn’t you read the brain manual?

(Assistant leans in) “sir, we never figured out how to do those brain manuals”

…well good luck. Oh and you’ll want to find the right medication to give you a fighting chance. That should only take a couple years.