Happy doesn't even mean anything. Sisyphus has purpose, and that is enough.

Literally no serious person believes the sea level will rise by 10m in the next 26 years, that's just looney toons. It's an extreme scenario even if were to take 10x that long.

Everybody hated that

Some of us just weren't made to pass butter

The university gets paid the same amount for graduating dumbasses and geniuses

I like to park in handicapped spaces

We need to find out if this woman was a Lemming

Putting short-term partisan gain ahead of defending the principals of a free society is a terrible mistake

That's being a dealer, when people say trader they mean something else

In theory I guess it protects against the costs of dealing with defaults or having people walk away from underwater mortgages. But on the other hand, all of that stuff could be insured against.