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Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas (newsthump.com)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'd totally play that. Get your bullshit out of November you capitalist ghouls. October & November are allied under the Halloween banner to wage this war and I'll be damned if I back down.

Literally. My fiancee isn't allowed to put up the damned tree until December.