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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications. (github.com)

submitted 3 days ago by moonpiedumplings@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 129 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 80 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rust dev confirmed

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

^(i'm^ ^gonna^ ^do^ ^something^ ^evil)^

Sounds like you'd really like Nix.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Lookup Unix socks

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

holy hell

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.