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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Emergency situation: you're in the UK, it's breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

You're in the UK

The worst kind of emergency.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's no such thing as a "UK." Oh sure, there's this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat "beans on toast" and where if you say the word "tiddlywinks" in a court of law you're taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.