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“Confidence is the key to success” claim wealthy, attractive people (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

there's five hundred doors and they're all locked and if you're missing one key you're fucked. confidence is one of those keys. being the child of a billionaire is another one.