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You Too Can Hire an ‘Etsy Witch’ to Curse Elon Musk (www.wired.com)

submitted 3 days ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I've got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket...

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?

I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.

[–] SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

They're just following John Green's policy on electricians and witches: "If you don't know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don't change the wiring in my own house, and I don't hex my own enemies." (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)