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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

Happens