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submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Melania just wanted a ride on the gravy train. Instead she wound up on the gravy trainwreck.

...Not that I feel even remotely bad for her.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Normally I would say spouses are off limits, but...