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Jay Leno Gets Swollen Eye After Falling Down 60-Foot Hill
Nov 19, 2024
Comedian Jay Leno says his eye is swollen [and he broke his wrist] after he fell down a 60 foot hill. He was staying at a Pennsylvania Hampton Inn when he wanted to have dinner at a restaurant before his show. Instead of walking the mile and half down a road, he says he tried to take a short cut down the hill. Incredibly, Leno performed just three hours later.
Me too. I can imagine a convo with a friend.
"Well, Mr. Pirate - what happened?"
"Arrrrg. I was searchin' for me booty. Actually - the incline was way too steep and I fell 60 feet."
They don't say anything.
"You're not surprised?... At all?"
"Um..."