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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it's got a hella bruise going now

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[-] Elbullazul@lem.elbullazul.com 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In kindergarden, I started running around the class with a pair of scissors in my hand. Tripped and the blades went right between my right eyeball and my skull.

Somehow nothing important was damaged (just a lot of bleeding and a very frightened teacher). I still have 2 functioning eyes, and I never again ran holding sharp objects.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Bloody hell this made me suck my face inside out in horror

[-] waspentalive@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Did you become a teachable moment for your classmates?

[-] Elbullazul@lem.elbullazul.com 1 points 1 year ago

honestly I don't remember what happened after the accident, but I the other kids probably learned a valuable lesson that day

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