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[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 47 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

how many hours are in this man’s day

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Dude never said how much profit the founder has to make. Anyone with a company that only does a small amount of paid work every couple weeks qualifies. Even after overheads those are probably profits and the founder has plenty of time for his numerous hobbies and pristine sleep schedule.

Not sure what kind of ROI this entrepreneur expects from investing there but hey, it's his money.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 hours ago

Or maybe you can combine activities: Running and making profits by stealing and running away?

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The message doesn't mention work at all. I could easily do all of those things if I didn't have to work myself.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Since I contract my work through my own one man company, I technically meet all his requirements. However, I can promise you I'm not the guy he's talking about because I'm not fucking over workers.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

"doesn't compromise on sleep" = sleeps 4 hours every other day