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Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Same with most politicians anywhere in the world. Spend billions on CSAM AI scanning scams and passing crazy spy laws.

Meanwhile child protection services are underfunded and shelters are nonexistent or undersized or in the worst case also abusive towards the children they should protect.

Ofc US republicans are a lot more fucked up than the average tho, cant argue with that.