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Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] themoken@startrek.website -1 points 15 hours ago

Child abuse is still illegal here regardless of corporal punishment. You can get CPS called on you for a lot of things that aren't physical abuse too.

But of course I'm sure it being illegal in Europe means it's totally non-existent. If there's one thing kids are known for it's having enough awareness to self report their parents bad behavior behind closed doors, right?