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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)

submitted 1 day ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] finderscult@lemmy.ml 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hell try and then we'll be reading a news story about how his brain worms finally kennedy'd him the next hour after the attempt. HFCS and the multitude of corporations producing and using it aren't some pushover industry like oil and natural gas, they have actual power.

There's a reason corn is in everything processed in the US.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago

How tf is the oil and natural gas industry a pushover? They're literally destroying the earth and getting away with it.