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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)

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[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

All the pro-small-government people I know (the ones wanting less oversight on guns) are excited for this ban and don't see the irony that they're really only small-government in the topics they want, big-government in others they decided are bad (hfcs, some red dye, banning men from women's bathrooms). We all want government protections, turns out.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, and to be clear, I'm not thrilled about him being in charge of health, but if that's gonna be one of his things that he gets right, I would be stupid not to take what little solace I can get.